Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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