My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
As shirtless as possible
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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