He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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