If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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