never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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