so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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