It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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