Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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