just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
