I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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