it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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