Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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