The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!