I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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