Your tits are I can't wait for
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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