there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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