would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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