Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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