how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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