can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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