I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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