So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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