I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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