I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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