You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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