I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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