Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
