how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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