It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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