Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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