Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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