Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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