she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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