Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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