Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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