Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
did you just send me my own nude
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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