did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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