it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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