that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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