this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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