Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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