she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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