is this the sara with the beer cane?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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