check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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