no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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