guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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