I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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