We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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