Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize
