im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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