if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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