tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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