i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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