Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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