love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Rumble strips road head = magical
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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