No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Less talking, more tequila
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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