why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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