Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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