This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Congratulations! We have a period
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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