I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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