question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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